*drum roll*
8. "DON'T CAT! Cat repellent"- Achoo!
7. DRIVING GLOVES- You have an entire aisle of them to choose from! A must-have for a sub-tropical island where the speed limit is a whopping 30-60 kph (19-37 mph) on most roads! Actually, I think the Japanese wear them not to keep their hands warm or to grip the wheel at lightning speeds, but to protect their porcelain skin!
6. CLEAR HANGERS- Not technically clear, but okay!
5. RUBBER BAND HOLDERS- For people with OCD that need a place for everything.
4. FIBER CHARGE- Mmm! No? Are you sure?
3. APRON FOR TAKING CARE- It says on the package, "Be sure and read the instructions carefully before use". Really? How hard can it be to put on a plastic apron? I am totally using these next time I give Zeke a bath.
2. SHAMPOO HAT- It says "nursing care" on the package, but I still can't figure out how this would make shampooing easier.
And rolling in at number one...
1. DISPOSABLE PANTIES! Yes, panties. In various sizes and designs. Sexy!
1 comment:
Never saw those rubber band holders. It's pretty nifty if you think about it because I always just leave mine hanging on my banana stand!
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