Wave Runner

Brian discovered this comedian and I died laughing at this joke about how money DOES buy happiness...

"They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding,' because it does," he says. "It buys a Wave Runner. You ever seen a sad person on a Wave Runner? Try to frown on a Wave Runner. . . . Money buys happiness. Ever seen a homeless person skip? They don't. They're not allowed." -Daniel Tosh

*side note* There's a homeless man who walks all around our neighborhood who is always SMILING. We call him "Smiley".